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Upload the evidence
Start with your room, then bring your wardrobe, dating profile, desk, fridge, CV, car or holiday plan.
Your life called. It wants feedback.
Get scored. Get roasted. Get better.
Upload your room and RoastRank turns it into a savage score, a useful reality check and an upgrade plan worth stealing.
Free score and roast. No card required.
Room score
Premium tech. Budget personality.
6.2
The RoastRank promise
Funny, not cruel
We roast the choices, not the person behind them.
Useful underneath
Every punchline points towards something you can improve.
Your result, your call
Keep it private or share the score and challenge a friend.
From upload to group chat
One photo. Four acts of beautiful damage.
RoastRank turns everyday evidence into a result that is fun to receive, useful to act on and dangerously easy to share.
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Take the roast
Get a sharp, funny read on what is working, what is questionable and what needs rescuing.
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Claim your score
Receive a score built for sharing, comparing and starting a mildly chaotic group chat.
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Fix the damage
Unlock a practical upgrade plan with clear priorities and useful recommendations for £4.99.
More categories incoming
Your room is only the beginning.
Roast My Dating profileRoast My WardrobeRoast My DeskRoast My FridgeRoast My CVRoast My CarRoast My Holiday
Challenge score
7.4
Beat me.
Pricing without the plot twist
The roast is free. The rescue plan is £4.99.
Get the laugh first. Pay only when you want the detailed route from roasted to respectable.
Quick Roast
Free
For finding out exactly how bad it is.
- One AI room analysis
- Your RoastRank score
- A short personalised roast
- A shareable result
Full intervention
Upgrade Report
£4.99
one-off
For turning the emotional damage into actual progress.
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Detailed strengths and weak spots
- Prioritised makeover plan
- Practical upgrade recommendations
- Polished share-ready result
Before you expose the room
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your room has had it too easy
Upload the evidence. We’ll handle the damage.
Get your free score and roast, then challenge someone whose room is definitely worse.